This is a shirt, obviously. But it's not just any shirt because the existence of this shirt, at its retail price, angers me. If you have a measly $95 lying around,(that's right 95 United States Dollars!) this incredible "piece o' shirt" can be yours, complete with baby urine stains. Actually, the description offered is this:
"This limited-edition, hand-painted tee was inspired by the abstract beauty of the color-splashed artist's palette. Each tee is one of a kind and painted exclusively for us by a New York artist. Cotton. Loose fit. Deep V-neck. Short sleeves. Part of the J.Crew Collection. Import. Hand wash."
Really? A New York artist dumps paint on herself so you are going to throw down 95 bones for her to dump paint on you too? You are a moron if you buy it at this price and should punch yourself in the face-just an opinion.
In unrelated news, this shirt that I just invented right now with as little thought as possible is inspired by dumping a different "color-splashed palette" and can be yours for only half the price of paint-dump shirt! (disclaimer: those stains are exactly what you think they are...but for only $47.50!).
Boom.
In unrelated news, this shirt that I just invented right now with as little thought as possible is inspired by dumping a different "color-splashed palette" and can be yours for only half the price of paint-dump shirt! (disclaimer: those stains are exactly what you think they are...but for only $47.50!).
Boom.
Boom. Nice.
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