The Earl realizes that some of Lady Gaga's songs may be catchy.....but....really? The Earl sees this as an attempt to be different from everyone else...and in doing so she's like everyone else...Hollywood-dumb.
What does she want to be known for? -Her singing talent? (cause it can't be that) Or that fact that she's just flat out weird? -Ridiculously weird. The poor girl acts and dresses like she's 5. It's sad really. *sigh* What happened to the good ol' days when people sang songs for meaning, or to tell a story?
The other day the Earl was in his car en route to work when that "Tik Tok" song by Keisha came on the radio:
(SONG LYRICS IN GREEN/ THE EARL'S COMMENTARY IN BLUE)
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy -oh like he's a role model.
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city -to find a respectable job?
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack -well that can't be sanitary
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back" -your odds of getting hired probably just increased substantially.
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city -to find a respectable job?
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack -well that can't be sanitary
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back" -your odds of getting hired probably just increased substantially.
Really?
Hollywood needs a leash.
This is the Earl. -and he thanks you.
Thou hast well said the Earl. Well said indeed.
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